Laughing, loving, bringing presents - that's the way to every child's heart!
Santa Claus, also known as the "red beard with the sleigh license", is the undisputed luminary of the festive season. With his fashionable red suit and charming ability to fit down any chimney (even those that look more like chimney whirlpools), Santa Claus is the ultimate home-delivery expert.
His main qualifications? An excellent cookie gourmet and a certificate in reindeer psychology - after all, they need to be on top form for the one night all year round. Rudolf, the red-nosed reindeer, has pride of place as a navigation artist and has saved many a sleigh ride.
Santa is also a master of surprise when it comes to hiding presents under the tree. With the speed of a reindeer-powered tornado, he makes sure that no child wakes up on Christmas morning without their long-awaited toy or their darned socks.
Rumor has it that Santa is now also planning to publish an autobiography entitled "Ho-Ho Horizons: A Look Behind the North Pole Scenes". In it, he tells of his bizarre adventures, from snowball fights with elves to encounters with reindeer gangsters who try to steal Rudolf's nose as a trophy.
All in all, Santa Claus is not only a logistical genius, but also a humorous fellow who knows how to lighten the festive mood in any home - provided he can find the chimney!